A full-blooded Northerner, Fellan is the son of two chartered accountants but has no interest in following in his parents' footsteps. An aspiring artist, Fellan has experimented with smoking whiteleaf, which he claims helps to inspire him.

Fellan the Fuckup

Gloomy, cynical and solitary, Fellan is the first to naysay Ando's wild schemes, but can always be relied upon to go with his friends, even if he moans about it.


-"Lutesinger" was the surname of one of Charles Manson's brainwashed followers (


-When I first began the series I didn't like Fellan that much, but he ultimately became one of my favourite characters

-His favourite t-shirt says "Griffiner 4 Life"

-His favourite food is fishburgers


"And I'm Fellan Lutesinger, the one no-one cares about"

"Well, we're terrorists - why don't we just take some hostages?"

"You sound like such a wanker. 'Take it to the next level'? Come on"

"I found the great Arenadd, and all I got was this stupid t-shirt"

(answering the phone) "This is Fellan - who are you, and why should I care?"

"Yeah, I know I'm skinny and my health sucks, but Fellan Lutesinger is not a man you want to fuck with."